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Okay. I feel like I need to share this, if only because I want to spread the notion that white-collar creepiness happens too. Also, I’ll put the moral of the story out front: Never, ever give your business card to a rando on the Metro. EVER. So, I get on the Metro with my headphones […]

I sent in a post about two weeks ago about how my run got ruined by disgusting men. Well, I have a more victorious story about another run!   I live just up the street from one of the many trail heads into Rock Creek Park. I run there a lot during the daytime. Last […]

I stopped at the K street entrance to buy Street Sense from the vendor. He asked me to step slightly around the corner so he could show me his newly acquired high school diploma.I work with the homeless and downtown poor at my church, Church of the Epiphany, by preparing breakfast for the homeless. From this experience, I […]

I was coming home from Carvel earlier this evening, enjoying a shake and cooling off. I hear a horn beep from this red car, and the idiot in the passenger seat was leaning out the car window, eyes bugging out and looking like the pathetic dog he was. He ogled me with this smug look […]

I was walking to the Metro this morning when a District meal delivery van drove by. A young man with dreads leaned out the window and shouted “MMM baby!” at me. In response I made a face and curled my lip, prompting him to yell “UGH baby!” I had forgotten that the very worst thing […]